May 2013
12 posts
madrantings:
A golden apple a day keeps The Illuminati away.
luxcryingalonewithdoritos:
Oh my god Im going back to sleep
polkamons:
discordian more like dis accordion
haha advance d level religion joke u might not gfet itrk
April 2013
6 posts
3 tags
“I believe in an empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise,...”
– Sam, American Gods
“Chaos is what we’ve lost touch with. This is why it is given a bad name. It is...”
– Terence McKenna (via thenewzeitgeist)
Saturday I connected with the trickster...
fundiediscord:
Nothing to report but the laughter I enjoyed.
March 2013
15 posts
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...”
– Dr. Seuss (via ikenbot)
“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do!”
– Oscar Gamble (via filthyjarbushman)
4 tags
If you try hard enough, everyday is St. Tib’s Day.
All this fuss and extravagance to assign a new...
“When December 21, 2012 came around, the world didn’t end. But we sang, “It’s the...”
– Uncyclopedia (via handcuffs-and-cheese)
2 tags
madrantings:
Anarchist-Discordianism: Smashing the state one mindfuck at a time
February 2013
12 posts
chekhovs-pun:
I am taking this apple out to sea to go bobbing through the waves and to get lost on strange currents. So hop on or do not, either way, it is an adventure. Yeehaw!
mycetozka:
bullshitandflowers:
fundiediscord:
meravisabeast:
I am prescetarian, so I cannot commit to the Discordian commandment of partaking a hot dog on a Friday.
You gotta have some inclusivity, guys!
I’ve always taken the position that you may substitute another polyblasphemy of your choosing. So long as you feel naughty and enjoy that feeling. Otherwise, why bother. XD
If you...
Merav Pinchbutt Ulyansky: bullshitandflowers:... →
bullshitandflowers:
fundiediscord:
meravisabeast:
I am prescetarian, so I cannot commit to the Discordian commandment of partaking a hot dog on a Friday.
You gotta have some inclusivity, guys!
I’ve always taken the position that you may substitute another polyblasphemy of…
Then you’re doing something very right. Hail Eris.
1 tag
fundiediscord:
meravisabeast:
I am prescetarian, so I cannot commit to the Discordian commandment of partaking a hot dog on a Friday.
You gotta have some inclusivity, guys!
I’ve always taken the position that you may substitute another polyblasphemy of your choosing. So long as you feel naughty and enjoy that feeling. Otherwise, why bother. XD
If you read the Pentabarf really carefully,...
“Your chaos brings me clam, my calmness brings you chaos. We are perfect.”
– (via wanderfoolthings)
“But before I was a Discordian, when I entered my room only to be reminded by its...”
– Kerry Thornley, Principia Discordia 5th ed. introduction (via blackbubbletea)
3 tags
January 2013
21 posts
6 tags
filthyjarbushman:
There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. There is serenity in chaos. ...
fundiediscord:
As the Principia Discordia tells us, hell is reserved for those who believe in it. And the deepest depths thereof are reserved for those who believe in it because they’ll go to hell if they don’t.
Hail Eris.
ladycirce:
Vivid images in my dream last night: fields full of flowers which kept changing colours, and a large poodle standing on it’s hind legs, wearing chinos and a button-down collar shirt and standing in a revolving door.
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